Don’t ask me if I am feeling the shame, because I’m not. For all I know, I’m too tired to form coherent thoughts. This is totally random and I’d probably die of myocardial infarction tomorrow when I saw what my subconscious mind made me write all over on the internet and before I regret anything, here’s my piece.
I want to be a piece underwear. Or a pair of boxers. Or whatever shit that Kim Jaejoong wears underneath his jeans. I want to be 100% cotton and pink with plenty of white polka dots splashed all over me. Because it is special being an undergarment. Because undergarments are precious. Because I get to be Kim Jaejoong’s undergarment (Do you know how many people would die just to cover that hottie’s ass?). Because being an undergarment meant being made of cotton which means that you probably wouldn’t have the brain capacity to choke on 6 modules x 8 weeks worth of lectures. See my point now?
Fine. You can be Yunho’s bra.
PS: Oh yes, before I forget. My site isn’t a place for you to visit, scroll, read and laugh at. Please comment and tell me what you think. Or you can hurl vulgarities and throw sharpened pencils. Just tell me what you think. Because I’m desperate like that.
hahahaha! ok so here’s your comment! i totally wanna be Micky’s underwear 100% cotten white colour with “heartheart prints” on it weee!!!!~ and the best thing isno common test to study and i go where ever he goes!~ hahaha meet ya up in the laundry bag when it’s washing time!~ kekekeke ^_^
Lol. I was thinking if I wanted to be silk. But then I thought again, if they were especially sweaty down there then silk would totally stick. >.<
OMG!!! i think that you have gone crazy from all the studying. you are becoming more and more perverted.
No! Underwear talk is my kind of de-stressing. Lol.
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jun go see my blog i post vidoe how SM ill treat DBSK i tell you will will be so angry!
i will be preferred as briefs, CK BRIEFS. lol, damn specific. D: i dont mind if its jonghyun, key, taemin, minho (i will not mention onew here cuz later Joanne will get $%^%$), lee teuk, heechul, yesung, eunhyuk, seunghyun, yunho, (i wont type jae joong here cuz he belongs to you.). SEE ALOT RIGHT. haha D:
Hahaha, okay. You are like the underwear that is shared between jonghyun-key-taemin-minho-leeteuk-heechul-yeesung-eunhyuk-seunghyun and yunho and yunho and yunho. Wait. Did I just cyber-say Yunho 3 times? Sorry. He’s just too hot. >.<!!!
haha must be CK kay. cuz i think they will wear CK. like teuk’s and taemin’s photoshoot. CK! haha! and yes, you did say yunho 3 times. awww, i rmb once he said on a show that he once had a girlfriend and he’s so sweet to his girlfriend and im so jealous. D: HE IS A GOOD GUY with a hawt bodehhh. :3
Calvin Klein boxer shorts on teukie. Are you trying to stab my nose with your imagination? I’m getting a nosebleed!
Yunho is like the smexy god of the smexy east.
HAHA YES! but, you should nose bleed on jaejoong and yunho. :3 i have that evidence of teuk in my blog. :3 wahahaha!
Leeteuk needs to tone down before he kills his fan-girls with his pacs and muscles.
God! My nose bleed ain’t stopping! Jaejoong is just so urmf! asdfghjkl asdfghjklasdfghjkl!!!
Sorry. I fainted on my keyboard for a moment.
do you need tissue. i can supply you loads. and i just realised, i wont nose bleed. i will be spazzing and melting. haha!
Ya. And before you know it, you’ll be evaporating too. Lol. Jaejoong has that kind of effect on people too. First he makes you bleed your nose-eyes-ear-mouths out and then when you are running low on blood you start to spazz and do crazy uncontrollable arm flaps that makes you look like an endangered seal with too much sugar in its system. Then you start jumping and twirling around and around and around until you finally drop dead. See how jaejoongie’s hotness kills. Lmao!
are you sure its that dramatic? if im lying on my pillows on my bed, i will just simply slide to my sleeping position and that indicates that im melting. or i will go “omo! :O” and start to shake my laptop (which i didnt do, cuz my laptop is precious to me) or i will start hitting the bolsters/pillows to vent my spaz out. haha!
Lmafo. Your poor bolsters are at the receiving end of your spazz.
LOL! I WANT TO BE SEULONG’S TEE SO THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE HUGGING HIM.
Aren’t you all scared that they will fart into their undies?
Even their fart is so precious. <3333333
can i have a +1 to this. (Y) haha!
Yes yes. Imagine. Precious Leeteuk fart.
OMG~~~~~ *speechless*
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